I call this one “Squidward en repose”.
I uh, don’t think that will fit in with the other pieces in my collection.
Because. It’s an art collection!
Welcome to art class!!!
Oh, isn’t this cooking? …Sorry…
Hi, Squidward! Are you taking this art class too?
Spongebob?! In art class?
WAIT! THIS IS COOKING! COME BACK!
GiffyTues. Squid’s only flaw edition.
GiffyTues. That’s you on the bottom edition.
Repeat after me: ‘I have no talent.’
I have no talent.
‘Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.’
Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
‘If I’m lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on me.’
If I’m lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.
You…are the teacher? To my pupil?!
Bring me your huddled masses of bored housewives and I will shape them in my image!
SNPD - Perfect Censorship Edition
Don’t look at me Squidward. Don’t look at my shame. These hands weren’t meant to create. They only destroy. I can’t look at them!
Aww, c’mon SpongeBob. You’ve got yourself a pair of yellow dandies here. With my help, we’ll turn them into tools of beauty.