The best time to wear a striped sweater...

Whose first words were, “May I take your order?”
Mine were.
Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in woodshop?
I did!
Whose..erggh..Whose…grehhh Who’s a big yellow cube with holes!?
I AM!
Who’s ready!?
I’M READY!

Ask Squidward, he’ll vouch for me!

…….
No.

There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating.

GiffyTues. Patty Poppin’ Edition.

So, uhh, when do I start?

Well, lad, it looks like you don’t even have your sealegs.

GiffyTues. Can’t stop staring at it Edition.

GiffyTues. Epitome of Squidward Edition.

That sounded like hatch doors!
Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells? smelly.
Anchovies.