Every employee of the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict set of personal hygiene guidelines. Okay, Mr. Squarepants are you ready to prepare for your shift? A good employee always scrubs his hands thoroughly. Be sure to get under those fingernails. And don’t forget about the knuckles. And make sure those palms are squeaky clean. Alright, lets see those hands! Now that’s thorough, HA HA.
In an interview with the creator of Spongebob (Stephen Hillenburg) they finally got down to discussing what the secret formula of the Krabby Patty is as revealed in the recording above.
All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn’t it? Well luckily for you, Mr. Krabs’ fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check. But if modernization is the heart of the Krusty Krab then employees are the liver and gall bladder.
You may think Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab Inc., has always been the financial wizard he is today. And you’re right!
After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. But then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born!
*Wahhh waaah*
Giffytues. Poised, confident and a smile that says, “Hello world, may I take your order?” edition.
After making sure your feet are polished, your face is clear of any blemishes or boils and your hair is neat and tidy you are ready to start the day!
