The best time to wear a striped sweater...

Okay, now tell me, since when do you have two houses?

Since I ran out of space to put my stuff.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Since when do houses have feet?

This is my mobile home.

Well I’ll be over faster than a jackrabbit on a greasy griddle in the middle of August-

Yeah, okay Sandy!

No, silly, you get the sponge treatment.
Oh, Hans? 

Whoo! This tickles!
I can smell again! Whoo!
Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo!
I feel good as new! I love the doctor!

Here is your lollipop.

It’s a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh, it…TSSSSSS

No! NO! No stethoscope, no doctor, no old magazines, no TSSSSS!!! NOOO!!!!

GiffyTues. Sneaking a midnight snack edition.

Alright Spongebob, you’re too sick to work.

No Mr. Krabs, I’m okay, honest…

GiffyTues. I don’t know about you but I’m freezing edition.

Then, they make you read OLD MAGAZINES!

*GASP* NO!

*knock knock* Spongebob!

Uh oh, it’s Sandy!

DON’T TOUCH ME, I’M STERILE!